So Republican-Scots can call the Royals "English"; but Scottish-"bigots" can't call Celtic fans Irish?

Are you still here? Your a joke. I don't know if you should be laughed at or pitied. After laughing at your silly questions, I suppose someone as messed up as you deserves to be pitied and maybe needs a little bit of help and advice. You obviously hate being English but you were born that way and no amount of slagging off the Scottish is going to change that. Yes, the English are disliked by virtually every other country in the world but that doesn't make you any less of of person. The best thing to do is accept the fact your English and get on with your life as best you can. You cant be Scottish! live with it.